1. cement statue
2. pole
3. ditch 1
4. curb
5. person
6. ditch 2
7. wall
8. moped
9. trash can
10. ditch 3
oh and he also drove straight through a park which was clearly not designed for vehicular use.
Times David tried to kill sleeping Thomas Sam and Kristin in the van ... 3
1. The Samantha Kristin Thomas sleep train was in the backseat with David... deciding the streets of Italy were the autobaun... slams on brakes sending the three of us to the back of the seat in front of us
2. David lurches to a start while Kristin is situating... into the floor she goes
3. Kristin and Thomas are completely knocked out in the backseat, again David slams on brakes... Kristin in the floor... Thomas lands on Kristin... Not a happy Kristin
Funny things JD (davids 15 year old son) has said this week:
(as we walk in the nunnery)
J "It smells like nuns in here"
K "What do nuns smell like?"
J "Idk prayer and old people"
K "What does prayer smell like?"
J "idk... the bible I guess."
"bb&t.... bitch be trippin."
"I graduated middle school in May... well... not this year but still"
"I mated the short nun"
The antics will continue. But thank the Lord we only have one van ride left, and thank God they got insurance on those things... they're gonna need it.
Times David tried to kill sleeping Thomas Sam and Kristin in the van ... 3
1. The Samantha Kristin Thomas sleep train was in the backseat with David... deciding the streets of Italy were the autobaun... slams on brakes sending the three of us to the back of the seat in front of us
2. David lurches to a start while Kristin is situating... into the floor she goes
3. Kristin and Thomas are completely knocked out in the backseat, again David slams on brakes... Kristin in the floor... Thomas lands on Kristin... Not a happy Kristin
Funny things JD (davids 15 year old son) has said this week:
(as we walk in the nunnery)
J "It smells like nuns in here"
K "What do nuns smell like?"
J "Idk prayer and old people"
K "What does prayer smell like?"
J "idk... the bible I guess."
"bb&t.... bitch be trippin."
"I graduated middle school in May... well... not this year but still"
"I mated the short nun"
The antics will continue. But thank the Lord we only have one van ride left, and thank God they got insurance on those things... they're gonna need it.
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